Thursday, June 11, 2009

Red Garden

Now I want to tell you about the strange incident that happened in my garden…
This gardener of ours is not a normal gardener like everyone else. His eyes are shrunken deep into the sockets. The flesh on his face and hands are rotten as if burnt by acid.
But he is an excellent gardener. The best anyone could ever find. The flowers under his hands bloom like hell. The scent of the flowers makes you sleepy and is so very blissful.
He had a dark past. He used to work earlier in my great grandmother’s tea gardens. He was caught when he was burying bloody human bodies under the tea shrubs…(NOW you know why your morning cup of tea is so bloody red).
He was beaten almost to death but my great grandmother took pity on him and let him escape. He has never forgotten that incident. He sometimes tells me stories about how powerful my great grandmother was. Now this gardener of mine does not any longer bury bloody bodies but he eats raw animals. This is freaky part. HE is a cannibal.
But he does not do anything to me or unicorn. My grandmother says it because every creature on earth fears the Dragon tooth. But I am STILL not going anywhere near to him… ^_^
But he still tells me stories that I love listening to and his flowers are as fresh and beautiful as ever.

4 comments:

  1. ..'bloom like hell'....?
    Oh, send that gardener over here, i could do with some horticulture tips..

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  2. He's gonna eat u alive..
    To hell with hoeticulture..
    Oh yes, but then..ill send for sure..

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